Escape to Villandry: Logis Auberge Le Colombien's Charm Awaits!
Escape to Villandry: Logis Auberge Le Colombien - A Chateau Dream (Sort Of… and Other Musings)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your average, sterilized hotel review. We're diving headfirst into the Logis Auberge Le Colombien in Villandry, France – a place that promised chateau charm and… well, let's just say it delivered a healthy dose of something.
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Getting There & Initial Impressions (The Rollercoaster Begins!)
The drive to Le Colombien? Absolutely gorgeous. Winding roads, postcard-perfect vineyards, the whole shebang. I arrived with expectations sky-high, fueled by Instagram-worthy shots of the chateau's facade. And, to be fair, it is beautiful. The stone, the ivy, the promise of history… it's all there.
Accessibility: (Because Life's Not Always a Fairytale)
Now, here's where things get interesting. The website claims accessibility. And, technically, there's an elevator. But "accessible" in European hotels can sometimes be… optimistic. The entryways weren't always super smooth (we’re talking a few cobblestones and some slight incline here and there), and while the elevator exists, it's… compact. Really compact. It might be a tight squeeze for a wheelchair but it's there. There's also a ramp available and the staff is very willing to assist. Overall, it's not a perfectly smooth ride, but they try.
Rooms: (Cozy, Quirky, and… Slightly Dated?)
Okay, the rooms. They've got charm, definitely. Think exposed beams, floral wallpaper, and… let's call it "vintage" furniture. My room had a killer view – overlooking the gardens. Bliss! But some of the lighting was… dim. Like, "medieval castle dimly lit by candlelight" dim. I was desperately trying to find a good mirror lit enough to do makeup. The bed was comfy, though, and the blackout curtains were clutch for sleeping in. Free Wifi was available in the rooms, and I could easily reach it.
Wi-Fi: (Thank Goodness, I Need My Fix!)
Speaking of which, the WiFi was great (thank god!!!). Fast, reliable, and crucial for sharing those Chateau selfies. They have it in the rooms and in Public areas as well. No issue here!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: (Food, Glorious Food… and the Occasional Hiccup)
The restaurant is the place to be, with a terrace that just invites you to drink wine. Le Colombien boasts a decent selection of restaurants, like the main restaurant, which features a la carte menu (very good). You can also get a breakfast buffet here! They offer Asian breakfast and Asian cuisine in the restaurants as well. My biggest observation is that the waiters are very willing to help, are very nice, and speak several languages.
The food itself? Generally pretty good. Their salads were fresh, and the international cuisine was well prepped. But, sometimes a little bit of a lack of coordination on the part of the kitchen, which is something I consider normal for hotels and restaurants! The wine list was extensive, which is a must in the Loire Valley. Breakfast? They have the classics, including the buffet, but they include some Asian breakfast as well which is fantastic.
Spa & Relaxation: (Ahhhh, the Dream…)
This is where Le Colombien really shines. The spa is just divine. There's a pool with a view (seriously, swoon-worthy!), a sauna, and a steam room. I spent a solid hour just floating in that pool, staring out at the chateau. It was pure bliss. I also got a massage. The masseuse was excellent, and I felt utterly relaxed afterward. There's also foot baths which I didn't try, and a gym and fitness center.
Things to Do: (Beyond Just Lounging!)
Villandry and the surrounding area are packed with stuff to do. The Villandry gardens are spectacular, of course. Beyond that, there’s bike rentals, and you can get a Taxi without any issue to get to Villandry. This place is great for couples or if you have children.
Cleanliness and Safety: (Keeping it Real… and Sanitary!)
The COVID precautions were noticeable. They had staff trained in safety protocols. Hand sanitizer readily available. Rooms seemed clean and sanitized. They even give you the option of refusing the room sanitization. Overall? Reassuring.
The Little Things (The Devil's in the Details… and the Coffee)
- Coffee: The in-room coffee maker was… well, let's just say it wouldn't win any awards. It was passable, but if you're a coffee snob like me, you might want to bring your own.
- Bathrobes and Slippers: Yes! Little touches that make all the difference.
- Staff: The staff were, without exception, lovely. Friendly, helpful, and eager to please. Especially the concierge lady.
- The "Quirks": Okay, here's where my emotional reaction comes in. The "quirks" added personality, but they also sometimes added a touch of chaos. It was a bit like staying in a beautiful, slightly eccentric aunt's house.
Overall Impression (The Verdict… and My Emotional Rollercoaster)
Would I recommend the Logis Auberge Le Colombien? Yes, with a few caveats. It's charming, it's relaxing, and the spa is heaven. But be prepared for a few bumps along the way. If you're looking for a sterile, perfectly polished hotel experience, this isn't it. But if you're open to a bit of character, a dash of history, and a whole lot of relaxation, then pack your bags. Just maybe bring your own coffee. And a sense of humor.
Escape to Paradise: Wildwood Inn Florence (KY) Awaits!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're not going to plan a perfect itinerary. We're going to plan a human one. This trip to Logis Auberge Le Colombien in Villandry, France? It's going to be a beautiful disaster. Or at least, that's what I’m aiming for.
The Very Possibly Disorganized Itinerary: Villandry & Beyond (God Help Us)
Day 1: Arrival and the Urgent Need for Wine (and Maybe a Nap)
- Morning: The Great Descent (aka, Getting There)
- The Reality: Arrive at Charles de Gaulle. Immediately regret wearing those ridiculously cute (but deeply impractical) ankle boots I thought were so Parisian chic. Spend a soul-crushing 45 minutes in the customs line, mostly fueled by the sheer, unadulterated dread that I've forgotten something crucial (passport? Phone charger? My sanity?).
- The Expectation: Smooth, elegant arrival. A crisp croissant and a perfectly-brewed café au lait at a charming Parisian café within the hour.
- Important Anecdote: Remember that time I tried to sneak a baguette into Ireland? Yeah, let's not talk about that.
- Transportation: The train. Praying it's on time. Praying I don't get stuck next to a guy who really enjoys whistling show tunes.
- Emotional State: Mild panic mixed with a healthy dose of "OMG, I'm in France!" (followed swiftly by: "Did I pack underwear?").
- Afternoon: Villandry! (and the Quest for Refuge)
- The Reality: Train to Tours, then a taxi or a slightly terrifying bus ride to Villandry. The countryside! It’s…green. Very green. And… agricultural. Okay, maybe not quite the lavender fields I’d pictured, but still pretty.
- The Expectation: Rolling hills, chateaux shimmering in the sunlight, and a spontaneous embrace of the joie de vivre.
- Transportation: (See above). May involve a brief, panicked struggle with Google Maps.
- Arrival at Logis Auberge Le Colombien: Check-in – hopefully smooth. Pray for a room with a view (even if that view is just the parking lot). Unpack. Marvel at the tiny European-sized bathroom and try not to spill water everywhere.
- Emotional State: Initial excitement waning rapidly. The need for a nap is becoming a physical ache. Oh, and the wine…
- Evening: Wine & Whisperings (aka, Dinner and Dodging the French)
- The Plan: Find the restaurant at Logis Auberge Le Colombien (or a very nearby alternative). Order ALL the wine. Explore the menu. Attempt to communicate with the staff using my embarrassingly limited French and my aggressively charming smile.
- The Twist: I fully expect to accidentally order something I have absolutely no idea about. Probably involves snails. Wish me luck.
- Anecdote: The last time I tried to order “steak” in France I ended up with a plate of what looked suspiciously like horse meat. Let’s hope for better this time.
- Emotional State: Low-key anxiety about the language barrier. High-key anticipation about the wine. Potential for complete and utter social embarrassment. Will I be able to maintain a normal conversation? Or will the wine make me think everyone is secretly looking at me as a foreigner?
Day 2: Gardens, Castles, and Catastrophic Photo Ops
- Morning: The Gardens of Villandry – A Love/Hate Relationship
- The Reality: The famous gardens. Expect extreme wow-factor. Wander around trying to look knowledgeable about topiary and Renaissance gardening techniques (while secretly wondering if the hedges are plotting against me).
- The Imperfection: I'll likely get lost. I am, by nature, geographically challenged. There will be selfies. Possibly awkward selfies. Probably involving a lot of squinting into the sun.
- Anecdote: Once, in a garden, I nearly tripped over an elderly lady and her poodle. It was in England. It was… awkward. Expect something similar.
- Emotional State: Awe mixed with mild frustration when I can't find the damn restroom.
- Afternoon: The Château (and the Potential for a Royal Screw-Up)
- The Plan: Visit the Château de Villandry. Stare at the fancy furniture. Pretend I understand the historical significance of everything. Take photos.
- The Challenge: Avoiding the tourist traps (and other tourists).
- Quirk: I will probably spend an inordinate amount of time staring at the portraits and wondering what those people really thought of their lives.
- Anecdote: Remember that time I tried to impersonate Marie Antoinette in a wax museum? Turns out, I’m not very good at aristocratic elegance.
- Emotional State: Excitement mixed with a hint of "Am I dressed appropriately? Is my hair okay?"
- Evening: Dinner - The Glorious Return (and Double Down on the Wine)
- The Reality: Back to the Logis Auberge Le Colombien restaurant (or finding a new place – depending on how adventurous I’m feeling). This time, I'm letting the waiter (whoever they may be) guide me. They know the food!
- The Experience: Really, really focusing on the food. Like, REALLY. Savoring every bite. Trying to identify all the different herbs and spices. Not worrying about how many carbs I’m consuming. Pure, unadulterated pleasure.
- Quirk: Ordering dessert. Always. And then probably ordering an extra one. Because, you know, vacation.
- Emotional State: Pure, unadulterated bliss. (And possibly a delightful wine-induced drowsiness.)
Day 3: Amboise, Da Vinci, and the Very Likely Epiphany About Life (or, more realistically, Laundry)
- Morning: Amboise Bound! (and the Great Train Delay)
- The Reality: Another train journey. Hope the luggage has survived! Arrive in Amboise!
- The Expectation: See Da Vinci’s grave. (Probably take a selfie with it.)
- Anecdote: Don’t tell anyone, but I’m a huge Leonardo Da Vinci fan. I tried to learn Italian just to be able to understand his quotes… still struggling, though.
- Emotional State: Slightly edgy. Hoping the trains are on schedule! Also hoping my french goes well.
- Afternoon: Château d'Amboise and the Secret of the Renaissance
- The Plan: Exploring the Château d'Amboise and the Clos Lucé. Pretend to be intellectual and absorb all the historical info. Try not to get distracted by the cute French guys.
- The Twist: Probably will get distracted. And probably will get lost in the gardens. And probably will end up buying a ridiculously overpriced souvenir I don’t need.
- Quirk: I'm strangely fascinated by the lives of historical figures. Prepare for a deep dive into the Medici family, the French court, and Leonardo's general eccentricities.
- Anecdote: Once, at a museum, I accidentally touched a priceless vase. (Don’t tell anyone!)
- Emotional State: A blend of intellectual curiosity and a creeping sense of "I should probably buy some laundry detergent."
- Evening: Farewell Dinner (and the Existential Crisis)
- The Plan: One last, glorious French meal. Reflect on the trip. Debate whether I should move here and open a cheese shop. (That would be awesome.)
- The Twist: Wine will be involved. Deep thoughts will happen. And I'll probably end up rambling about life, love, and the meaning of it all.
- Quirk: I'll likely fall in love with the waiter. (Don't worry, it's a standard vacation practice.)
- Emotional State: A mixture of bittersweet sadness and a renewed appreciation for the simple joys of life (like cheese).
Day 4: Au Revoir, France! (And Please, Let My Flight Be On Time)
- Morning: Packing and the Panic of Departure
- The Reality: Pack. Question every single purchase. Try to cram everything into my suitcase. Realize I've forgotten something essential (probably my passport).
- The Imperfection: I will inevitably leave something behind in my room. It could be anything.
- Anecdote: Once, I left my entire travel wallet, including my passport, in a gas station restroom in Italy. True story.
- Emotional State: Frantic, slightly desperate
Escape to Villandry: Logis Auberge Le Colombien's Charm Awaits! (or, The Surprisingly Lovely Chaos Edition)
So, like, what *is* this "Le Colombien" place everyone's raving (and complaining) about?
Alright, picture this: cobblestone streets, the Loire Valley sun kissing your face, and... a hotel. *A hotel*! Le Colombien, it's a Logis Auberge, which, in my oh-so-humble opinion, just screams "charming, but probably also a little wonky." It's right there in Villandry, which, spoiler alert, is *STUNNING*. Think fairytale chateau across the road... literally.
Expect it to be a bit… well, *French*. By that, I mean charming in a "the sink might leak, but the food is divine" sort of way. Embrace the imperfections, people! It's part of the fun. Maybe a little outdated, perhaps. But that's okay, right? Right?! (Deep breaths…)
The Rooms: Cozy or Claustrophobic? Tell me the truth!
Okay, okay, the rooms. Let's be honest. Some are cozy. Others? Let's just say "intimate". Think of it as an opportunity to get really close to your travel buddy. Or… to test the strength of your relationship.
I had a room once… *once*… that was basically a charmingly decorated shoebox. I could reach out and touch both walls at the same time. The bathroom? A marvel of space-saving engineering. But! And this is a big but (pun intended, deal with it): the bed was comfortable. Like, *REALLY* comfortable. And the window? It overlooked the most gorgeous little courtyard. So, even the close quarters… well, it grew on me. Eventually.
My advice? If you're sensitive to space, request a room with a view… and cross your fingers, hope, and pray to the travel gods! Also, pack light. Seriously.
What about the food?! Crucial question.
Oh, the food. *The food*. Okay, this is where Le Colombien truly shines. Forget the cramped rooms (almost). Forget the slightly… let's call it "rustic" decor. The restaurant is, frankly, *amazing*. Think classic French fare: rich sauces, delicious bread, and enough cheese to make you spontaneously combust with joy.
I remember one dinner… oh, it was a triumph. I ordered the duck confit (duh). My partner, the picky eater, ordered… well, let's just say he ordered something and then secretly ate half of mine. And even *he* admitted, "This is pretty damn good." That's high praise from Captain "I Only Eat Chicken Nuggets." Seriously, the food is so good, it's worth putting up with... *a lot*.
My pro tip: Always, *always*, order dessert. And don't feel guilty about it. You're in France, for crying out loud!
The Breakfast Situation… Are We Talking Croissants or…?
Breakfast, my friends, is crucial. And at Le Colombien? It's decent. Not the best buffet of all time, But... it's *enough*. Think croissants (obviously!), fresh bread, jam (lots and lots of jam, glorious jam!), coffee, and maybe some fruit. It’s the basics, but it sets you up for the day.
Pro tip: go early to avoid the breakfast rush. Also, don't be shy about asking for more coffee. The staff are generally lovely, and they speak pretty good English. Although, you know, some of them might *act* like they don't understand you if you ask for an extra croissant. Just smile and wink. Works every time!
What's the vibe like? Romantic getaway? Family adventure? Solo escape?
It's… a bit of everything, honestly. Le Colombien seems to attract a mix. You'll see couples whispering sweet nothings (or arguing quietly, who knows?), families with kids trying to wrangle toddlers, and the occasional solo traveler quietly reading a book in the courtyard. It's got a relaxed, unpretentious vibe.
I once went for a romantic getaway with my (ex)partner. It was… a learning experience, let's say. The charm of the place definitely helped, but even the best croissants can't fix a broken heart. Despite that, the place has stayed in my memory. So in the end, maybe it's a good place for all of the above.
Is it expensive? Do I need to mortgage my house?
It's… reasonable! Not ridiculously cheap, but also not completely bank-breaking. It's a good value for the experience, especially considering the location and the delicious food. Just be prepared for a few extra euros for drinks and those *amazing* desserts (I'm still thinking about them).
And, let's be real: Villandry, and the chateau, are worth the price of admission themselves.
The Location: Tell Me About Villandry!
Villandry? Oh, my goodness. It’s a dream. Truly. The Chateau de Villandry, with its incredible gardens, is practically across the street. You can practically roll out of bed and into the most stunning gardens you've ever seen. The Loire Valley itself? Magnificent. You could spend weeks exploring the chateaux and the little towns, all with their own unique charm.
I'm not even kidding, my jaw dropped when I first saw the gardens. The colors! The symmetry! I’m usually not one for formal gardens, but these changed me. I spent hours wandering around, and frankly, I could have stayed there all day. If you love gardens, it alone makes the journey worthwhile.
The Service: Are the Staff Annoying? Do They Speak English?
The staff? Generally lovely. Generally friendly. Most of them speak at least some English, and they're always willing to help (or at least *try* to help, even if communication gets a little… creative).
I've had some wonderful interactions with the staff that really enhanced the experience. I once had a very lengthy conversation with a waiter about the proper way to eat a croissant (apparently, I was doing it all wrong!). He was patient, and even though my French is terrible, he made me feel welcome. Even if he was gently mocking my croissant-eating technique.
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