
Lanzhou Luxury: Unbelievable Hanting Hotel Wanda Plaza Deal!
Lanzhou Luxury: Unbelievable Hanting Hotel Wanda Plaza Deal! - Is It Really Worth It?! (A Frankly Honest Review)
Alright, buckle up, folks. I just emerged from the Lanzhou Hanting Hotel Wanda Plaza, and I'm here to give you the real scoop. Forget polished brochures; this is the unfiltered truth, complete with my slightly-too-honest opinions and maybe a few embarrassing tangents. Let's dive in, shall we?
First Impressions (and a Near-Death Experience With a Luggage Cart)
Okay, so landing in Lanzhou was already an adventure. The whole airport transfer thing? Smooth. Too smooth, actually. Like, suspiciously smooth. But the real test was getting to the hotel. And this is where my clumsiness comes in. Picture this: me, hauling my luggage through the lobby, when suddenly… BAM! Almost took out a group of elderly people with a rogue luggage cart. Thankfully, quick reflexes and a healthy dose of terror saved the day. (Apologies to anyone I almost flattened.)
Accessibility - Kinda There?
Look, I'm not in a wheelchair, but I did notice a few things. Elevator? Yes! That's a huge win, especially after my luggage cart incident. They mention Facilities for disabled guests, but honestly, I didn't see a ton of obvious signs of it. My suggestion? If you definitely need specific accessibility features, call ahead and double check. Don't rely on my less-than-expert observations. This is a serious thing.
Cleanliness and Safety - Breathe Easy (Maybe?)
Okay, this is where things get interesting. Anti-viral cleaning products? They say so. Daily disinfection in common areas? Again, they claim it. The whole place felt clean, but I’m a bit of a germaphobe (thanks, anxiety!), so I’m always on high alert. They definitely have the hand sanitizer readily available. Room sanitization opt-out available? Not sure. Didn’t try. I kinda wanted all the sanitizing.
**And now for the *Anti-Viral Cleaning Products*: Well, this brings me to a slightly disturbing thought. They probably don't leave you a note saying "Hey, we used this potent stuff on your room so don't be too surprised if your nasal cavities begin to tingle". I mean, that might actually be *more* reassuring. But what do I know, I'm just a slightly anxious hotel guest.
Rooms Sanitized between stays? I sure hope so.
Staff trained in safety protocol? They appear to be. Everyone was wearing masks (thank god), and they seemed serious about the whole operation. But can you really tell? I guess the proof is in the pudding, or in this case, in the absence of a global pandemic-related outbreak.
The Room – My Little Sanctuary (For a While)
The Air conditioning was a lifesaver. Lanzhou gets HOT. The Blackout curtains were amazing! Slept like a log, which is a feat considering my pre-sleep anxiety. The Internet access – wireless, fortunately, works. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! They weren't lying! The Bathroom was functional, but not exactly spa-quality. The Shower was…well, it worked. The complimentary Toiletries were the standard hotel fare, but they worked. I’ll give them that. On-demand movies? Don’t remember trying. Probably was too exhausted. Daily housekeeping was on point. My bed basically snuggled me awake.
The Problem With Internet and LAN and the Internet
So, here’s the only real issue I had. Internet access – LAN was included, but in practice, it's 2024! Who even DOES LAN anymore? The Internet was great and Wi-Fi [free] worked like a charm in all rooms. But I couldn't get the Internet [LAN] to work, and that kinda bugged me. It’s technically available, but practically useless in this day and age. Why even include it?
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – Food, Glorious Food (Sometimes)
Okay, the Breakfast [buffet] was… a mixed bag. Breakfast service was available, but…the options were VERY Asian-leaning. Asian breakfast was the main event. If you like congee and pickled vegetables, you're in heaven. If you're craving pancakes and bacon? You might be disappointed. The Coffee/tea in restaurant was passable. Coffee shop didn't seem to exist, or maybe I didn't find it.
A la carte in restaurant, Buffet in restaurant, Restaurants, Salaad in restaurant, Soup in restaurant, Desserts in restaurant - didn't try.
A HUGE Negative: The Vegetarian Restaurant: - Okay, so I saw the words "Vegetarian Restaurant" I got excited! BUT I couldn't actually find ANY. Like, it didn't exist! This was a bummer for me.
The Bar: Yeah, there was a bar. Happy hour? I'm guessing. The Bottle of water in the room was a nice touch. Poolside bar? Didn't see one.
Alternative Meal Arrangement was available, but I didn't need it.
Services and Conveniences - Functionality over Flair
They have the usual suspects: Daily housekeeping (thank goodness!), Luggage storage, a Concierge desk (helpful!), and a Convenience store for those late-night snack attacks. There’s a Cash withdrawal machine (essential), and Currency exchange if you need it. Elevator - yup, that's important.
Things to do, ways to relax - So, About That Pool…
Okay, so… they list Swimming pool [outdoor]. I searched high and low. Could not find it. Maybe it's seasonal? or maybe I'm an idiot and missed it completely. I was also looking forward to the Pool with view, but I couldn't find it either.
**The *Gym/fitness* was solid. A decent variety of machines, and I actually got a good workout in.** **The *Spa, Spa/sauna, and Steamroom?* No. At least, not that I could find.
They have Massage, but, as with most of these things, you'll have to look into it.
The Verdict: Probably Worth It, With Caveats
Look, the Lanzhou Hanting Hotel Wanda Plaza isn't the Ritz. It's a functional, clean, and generally comfortable hotel. The price? This is where the "Unbelievable Deal" part comes in. The free Wi-fi in all rooms! and the gym? Great. The location? Perfect, right next to the Wanda Plaza.
Here's the deal: If you're looking for luxury, this isn't it. If you're looking for a clean, convenient, and surprisingly affordable place to crash in Lanzhou, then absolutely, check it out. Just manage your expectations and maybe pack your own pancakes.
Final Thoughts:
- Accessibility: Call ahead to verify any specific requirements. Don’t rely on me.
- Cleanliness: Pretty good, especially considering the location.
- Food: Breakfast: Hit or miss. The local food scene is amazing, though.
- Relaxation: Gym is good. Don't expect spa treatments.
- Overall: A solid choice for the price. Just be prepared for a slightly… unpolished (but perfectly acceptable) experience. And watch out for those luggage carts!

Okay, buckle up buttercup, because this isn't your grandma's meticulously planned itinerary. We're diving headfirst into the Lanzhou adventure, Hotel-Hanting-style, and it's gonna be…well, it's gonna be something.
Lanzhou: Project Chaos (aka My Trip)
Day 1: Arrival and Ramen Revelation (Possibly a Disaster)
- Morning (Probably Late): Flight lands. Pray to whatever deity looks over delayed luggage that my bag makes it. (Spoiler: It probably won't. My luck is legendary for this kind of thing.)
- Afternoon: Taxi to Hanting Hotel Lanzhou Chengguan Wanda Plaza. The name alone is a mouthful, hopefully, the hotel isn't. Check-in. Deep breath. Let the battle for a decent Wi-Fi signal begin.
- Mid-Afternoon/Early Evening: Ramen Quest! Lanzhou beef noodle soup (Lanzhou lamian) is the whole reason I'm here. I’ve read about this, I’ve seen the videos. I'm picturing myself being slurped into noodle heaven. Reality Check: Finding a decent place that isn't tourist-trap priced is mission #1. After a very confused walk (and the inevitable awkward wave/point/giggle exchange with a local who maybe understood what I was saying), I finally find a place. The aroma… oh, the aroma! And the noodles… so fresh! This is it, this is the moment. (Except, I'm a little clumsy with chopsticks, and end up wearing half the soup, which is not a good look on a hot day. Sigh.)
- Evening: Wanda Plaza (nearby, supposedly). Wander around. Probably get distracted by ALL the snacks. My willpower? Nonexistent. Attempt (and probably fail) to find something vaguely resembling familiar comfort food because, let's be honest, I'm already homesick.
- Emotional Takeaway: Stoked about the noodles, mortified about the soup situation. Jetlag starting to kick in. Pretty sure I miss my dog already.
Day 2: The White Pagoda Mountain Blues and a Spicy Meltdown
- Morning (If I can pry myself out of bed): Attempt to hike White Pagoda Mountain. The views are supposed to be amazing. This is where I'm going to channel my inner zen warrior, or something.
- Mid-Morning: The hike. Turns out, it’s not exactly a gentle stroll. My legs are screaming. The altitude is making me feel like I have a tiny elephant sitting on my chest. The views are pretty spectacular, but I’m too busy gasping for air to fully appreciate them for the first hour. But, finally, I am up there! And it is beautiful… but I am sweaty and my camera died. (I am not a good travel photographer, and I'm okay with that)
- Lunch: I should mention the food. I thought I liked spicy food. I thought. I ordered some kind of local dish (the translation app failed me), and it's sending actual fire through my veins, setting off all the sweat again. Send help (or at least a giant glass of milk)
- Afternoon Maybe wander through a park, if I have the energy. Probably nap. This is where I get to admire the Chinese people and their amazing dedication to dancing and music at all times of day.
- Evening: Dinner at a different restaurant. (Emphasis on different. Absolutely no spicy stuff.) Reflect on the day. Did I accomplish everything? No. Did I make a fool of myself trying to speak mandarin? Probably. Am I having fun? Absolutely.
- Emotional Takeaway: White Pagoda Mountain: conquered (kinda). Spicy food: a cautionary tale. Feeling a weird mix of accomplishment, exhaustion, and slightly delirious joy.
Day 3: The Yellow River, Boat Rides, and a Whirlwind of History (Maybe)
- Morning: Get up, get ready, and head out to the Yellow River!
- Mid-Morning: Ride a boat! It's supposed to be a nice way to see the city from a different angle, but honestly, I'm more worried about falling into the river. I have this weird fear of open water.
- Afternoon: Visit the Gansu Provincial Museum. My brain is going to be overloaded with information. I hope I don’t get museum fatigue. Okay, quick backstory: I’m a history buff, but I have the attention span of a caffeinated squirrel. So, this could go one of two ways: either I’ll be meticulously examining every artifact or I’ll be drooling on the display cases. My money’s on the latter.
- Late Afternoon Snack break. Gotta fuel up for the cultural onslaught. And rest my feet.
- Evening: Find another noodle place. I'm addicted. Watch out, Lanzhou, here I come again
- Emotional Takeaway: Learning something new every day, and getting better at using chopsticks. Still slightly terrified of water. The trip is going great.
Day 4: Departure (Bittersweet Farewell)
- Morning: Last-minute souvenir hunting. Panicked realization that I haven’t bought anything for anyone!
- Afternoon: The airport. Hopefully, my flight doesn't get delayed. The emotional rollercoaster of travel - the excitement, the exhaustion, the weird food, the constant culture shocks. It's a lot to take in, and it's all part of the experience.
- Evening: Head home. Reflect. Make plans for next time.
- Emotional Takeaway: Sad to leave, but exhausted. Already dreaming of my next adventure and the next bowl of those fantastic noodles.
Notes:
- Money: Budget? What budget? (Just kidding… mostly. I should have a budget.)
- Language: Mandarin is HARD. But I'm trying. Mostly resorting to gestures and Google Translate.
- Food: Everything. I'm eating everything. My stomach may or may not be thanking me. (It's not.)
- Transportation: Taxis, subways, and sheer will. Possibly some lost-in-translation moments.
- Imperfection: Expect it. Embrace it. Laugh at it. That’s the travel experience!
This, my friends, is a promise of the (un)planned experience. It might not be perfect. It will probably be messy. It will definitely be an adventure. And hopefully, it will be worth it. Cheers!
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